babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(Source: breadpao)

littlemixbutts:

bodenniss:

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

well that escalated quickly

paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

(Source: barricadeponine)

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon asking you to slow dance with them and then pulling you close as you both start to dance, whispering in your ear that they love you.

crimsonpoppyfields:

get-the-salt-sammy:

obeydowney:

Robert Downey Jr

Jude Law

Jeremy Renner

Simon Baker

Chris Evans

Martin Freeman

Tom Hiddleston

Josh Duhamel

Misha Collins

Benedict Cumberbatch

So that I can follow you all, and we can drown in our tears together. 

All of them have! ALL! 

Lord have mercy on my soul- or what’s left of it, after I’ve bargained with the devil to have one of those things in my life.

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name