haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
Imagine your icon asking you to slow dance with them and then pulling you close as you both start to dance, whispering in your ear that they love you.
Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.
Robert Downey Jr
So that I can follow you all, and we can drown in our tears together.
All of them have! ALL!
Lord have mercy on my soul- or what’s left of it, after I’ve bargained with the devil to have one of those things in my life.
the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name